... I'm not really here to say that I'm alive, but the title's pretty sassy, ain't it? Putting horribly bad jokes aside, I'm writing this because I'm a n00b. Now that wouldn't have taken so long to type in the first place, would it? No. Well. Haha. See if I care.
Oh, am I supposed to introduce myself? I'd rather do so if I was actually
talking to someone. I'll just pretend I'm... uh... talking to my journal. Hello. My name is Celso Maddente and I finally decided to create an account at dA. So help me, I'll eat you all if you don't peek a little at my gallery. But don't worry, I don't mind. Your intestants probably taste good anyway.
Scared you away, did I? ... Oh, wait, I'm still talking to my journal. Nevermind then. I'll be drawing lots of fan art (because I want to, obviously) and I take any requests you have (... if I want to). So feel free to stick around and give me some entertainment.
~ER